New Bluetooth headset!!?? 
OfficeMax binder clips are 
kind of a let down.

The sweet smell of wings
Permeating the whole house. 
Oh, thank you, crock pot.

I wish you'd all die,
Mosquitos, oh, Mosquitos!
Die, I say; die!

It's not nice to mow
Right by my bedroom window
At 7am.

Muddy running trail
Turns my shoes from white to black.
Should have worn my socks.

Has anyone else
ever written a whole book
written in haiku?